Do you know someone who is married to a football junkie? Santa Claus can help you get the point across with this letter template written by someone who obviously has experience with this kind of behavior. It might not work, but at least it’s good for a laugh!

Let Santa tell your boyfriend or husband that it’s time to get to Florida (or whatever location you wish)! This is a good way to motivate your husband or boyfriend to take you on a trip to the location of your choice! Santa really can make dreams come true… sometimes he just needs a little bit of help (See our Santa Letter Generator).

I’ll be honest, I lost more than a few girlfriends because of video games. There are so many electronic princesses and civilizations out in cyber space that call me hero, but cyber fame doesn’t apply in the real world. So this letter from Santa Claus is dedicated to all women everywhere who knew someone like me. (Sorry, you all know who you are).